Nevo Art Gallery

NherKadZ Formal Outfit

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Reunion @ Alfredo's Resort

2009-12-25T21:04:00.000-08:00

Relax and Enjoy

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Download Free Games!!!

Challenge your IQ, Speed, and Timing & Coordination.

Enjoy!!!

Apple_Shooter
Shoot the apple with the arrow.

Autobahn
Drive, Drive, Drive!!!

Bang_Bang
Kill those creepy looking people walking by the streets.
WARNING: Not suitable for young gamers.

Bmx-Tricks
Ride the bicycle if you can..

Can You Solve This?
This is the hard one. This needs a very wide general knowledge.
Good luck!!!

Concenteration
Deep Concentration is needed in this one.

IQ test
Try to solve this puzzle. A very good practice for our mind.

Knife-Throw
Timing and Coordination is needed in this one.

Parking
Are you a driver? If you're not it's better to ask someone who knows how to park before you try.
Good Luck!

The_River
Try to cross the river with conditions attached.

note: Just click on the link to download these Excel files and log as Free User...Enjoy!!!

Filipino Jokes

2009-04-07T23:38:00.000-07:00

Makabagong kasabihan: Kagandahan edition

1 ) Para sa magaganda: "aanhin mo ang ganda, kung wala ka namang papa.

2 ) Para sa gustong magpaganda/retokada : "kung gusto mong lumandi, tiisin mo ang hapdi"

3 ) Para sa mga feeling magaganda: "talbog ang matigas na tinapay sa tigas ng mukha ng nagmamagandang inday"

4 ) Para sa mga walang ganda: "mabait man daw at magaling, ang chaka-chaka pa rin"

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Words to live by ng mga bading (hehehe)

"Walang kaibi-kaibigan pag agawan na ng dyowa ang usapan"

"Sa hinaba-haba man ng prusisyon, bading din pala ang magiging karelasyon."

"Walang matinong lalake sa malanding kumpare"

"Aanhin mo ang guwapo, kung mas malandi pa sa iyo?

"Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling dyowa, sa mga bath houses naglipana." "Matalino man daw ang bading, napeperahan pa rin."

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T: Ano ang pinakamasakit na maramdaman kung matanda na tayo?

S: 'Yung paggising mo, tapos, pagtingin mo sa tagiliran, matanda rin ang iyong katabi.

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Symptoms of a CERTIFIED SINGLE:

· Mahilig kumain.

· Panalo ang social life. Alam lahat ng gimikan at mall sale.

· Hayok sa tulog.

· Gadget-addict.

· Sa cellphone, group message nang group message ng quotes.

· Ngumingiti kahit nag-iisa.

· Tumataba.

· Porma to the max.

· Mukhang happy kahit hindi naman talaga.

Symptoms of a CERTIFIED TAKEN:

· Walang pera.

· Mukhang ngarag at laspag.

· Kuripot.

· Blooming, kasi, kailangan para hindi iwan.

· Walang social life kundi dyowa niya.

· Boring kausap.

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Mga PAMATAY na HIRIT

"Kumain ka ba ng asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo!"

"May lahi ka bang keyboard? Type kasi kita!"

"Ipapupulis kita! Ninakaw mo kasi ang puso ko!"

"Are you a dictionary? Kasi, you add meaning to my life.

"Meron ka bang lisensya? Kasi, you drive me crazy."

"I lost my number. Can I have yours?"

"Angel ba ang name mo? Kasi, you look like one."

"I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?"

PAMATAY na REPLY

"Excuse me, kumain ka ba ng mais? Ang corny mo kasi!"

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7 tips para maiba naman ang araw mo:

1. Sikmuraan ang unang taong kasalubong at humingi ng sorry.

2. Uminom ng pampatulog labanan ito, magexercise.

3. Tibagin ang bahay gamit ang kutsara at buuin muli.

4. Himatayin kunwari sa daan, tiyaking may tao.

5. Tahiin ang puwet at magpatingin sa doctOR

6. Kurutin ang nakababatang kapatid pagkatapos unahan mong umiyak.

7. Makapagtitigan sa isda. Huwag titigil hanggat hindi ito kumukurap…

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MISTER: wala akong tulog dahil naiisip ko P500K na utang ko kay pare.

MISIS: madali yan! Tawagan mo si pare, sabihin mong hindi ka makakabayad sa utang mo para siya naman ang hindi makatulog!

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JUDGE: isa ka palang pusher, kidnapper, gun for hire, gambling lord, swindler at bugaw! Wala ka bang matinong hanapbuhay?

ACCUSED: meron po. Pulis po ako.

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JEEP PASSENGER: manong bayad.

JEEP DRIVER: saan galling?

JEEP PASSENGER: sa akin.

JEEP DRIVER: papunta saan?

JEEP PASSENGER: sayo.

Babae: Doc, kumusta na ang asawa ko?

Doc: Sorry ma'am. Mula ngayon, ikaw na ang magpapakain at magpapaligo sa kanya, kasi, putol na ang kanyang mga kamay at paa.

Babae: Hah?! Hin di nga?!?

Doc: Hehehe! Ninerbyos ka ano? Joke lang! Patay na sya!

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Mrs: Naniniwala ka ba na ang babae habang tumatanda ay gumaganda?

Mr: Oo naman.

Mrs: Sa tingin mo, gumaganda ba ako?

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Son: Itay, pinagalitan ako ng titser ko!

Dad: Bakit?

Son: Hin alikan ko po ang seatmate ko.

Dad: Tong anak ko, manang mana. Hehehe. Eh, masarap ba?

Son: Opo, pogi po sya eh.

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Lasing: Hoy! Sinong matapang?! Labas!

Lalake: Ako! Bakit? Lalaban ka?!

Lasing: Pare, ihatid mo naman ako sa bahay, natatakot ako kay misis eh.

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Tatay: Asensado na talaga ang anak natin sa US .. Ito, nagpadala ng picture, nakasandal sa kotse. Basahin mo nga ang nakasulat sa likod.

Nanay: Inay, nagpapasalamat ako, kasi, kung hindi dahil sa kotse na ito, natumba na ako sa sobrang gutom.

Sintomas ng PINOY LOVE:

As if walang pakialam pero deep inside, worried na… miss na miss na.... Pag nag-text, "So what?" daw Pero later, magre-reply rin naman. Pa-erase-erase pa ng # kunwari pero… hello… memoryado naman 'yung #. Kapag hindi tine-text ng bf/gf niya, kunwari, na-wrong send para magpapansin. Ayaw mag-text pero nagtatanong sa barkada ng bf/gf niya kung kumusta na. Haaayy… LOVE nga naman sa Pilipinas, oh… pang-adik!

GREAT FACTS

Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee Marriage is a relationship wherein one person is always right and the other person is the husband. They said we should all pay our taxes with a smile. I tried but they wanted cash. The human brain functions 24 hours/day, 365 days/year until you fall for someone…

BERTO: Ano ang mas mahalaga, pera o asawa?

ROMY: Syempre, pera! Kasi, ang pera, habang tumatagal, lumalaki ang interes.. Ang asawa, habang tumatagal, nawawalan ka ng interes, tapos,

inuubos pa ang pera mo HILARIOUS!!! 2 Mag-amiga naglasing. Paguwi natae sila at sa sementeryo inabutan. Ang isa ginamit ang panty pamunas tsaka tinapon. Yung isa, nakakita ng bouquet ng flower sa puntod at ginawang pamunas.

Kinabukasan, sabi ng mga asawa nila:
JUAN:Pare, bantayan natin mga misis natin…Misis ko umuwi kagabi walang panty! PEDRO: Mas grabe misis ko pare…Merong card nakadikit sa puwet na may nakasulat "We'll never forget you. From all the guys at the OPERATIONS DEPT."

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Guwapo nagtext: Luv, p load nman P100.

Bakla: Ok! (Nagmamadaling naghanap ng loading station).

Bakla: Narecieve mo na luv?

Guwapo: Hu u?

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In the middle of a baptismal rite, a bishop officiating said:

"Ang lambot naman ng ulo ng bata…"The pretty mother replied: "Father…dede ko po yan!"

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Motto of the day: "Masarap magmahal kung ang minamahal mo ay masarap"

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Ama: Bading ka ba?

Anak: Opo, dadi

Ama: (Dinuldol sa harina c jr). Ano?! Bading ka pa ba?!

Anak: Hin di na po.

Ama: Eh anon a?

Anak: Geisha na po! (Ang taray!)

Always remember…No matter how bad you are…You are not totally useless.. You can always be….used as a BAD EXAMPLE! Inspiring! Hehe

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Kagabi, sumakay ako sa jeep…lahat cla nakatingin skin…ang sama ng tingin Nla skin…cnubukan kong mag-abot ng bayad pro ndi nla tinangkang kunin ang bayad ko…bigla akong kinilabutan…hanggang sa my kumalabit na matanda sa akin at sinabing…."Arkilado namin ito.." hehehe

God has his own reason for you

2009-03-21T01:42:00.000-07:00

Makes you think

We complain about the cross we bear but don't realize it is preparing us for the dip in the road that God can see and we can't.
Whatever your cross, whatever your pain,

there will always be sunshine, after the rain....
Perhaps you ma stumble, perhaps even fall;

But God's always ready, to answer your call....
He knows every heartache, sees every tear,

a word from His lips, can calm every fear...
Your sorrows may linger, throughout the night,

But suddenly vanish, dawn's early light...
The Savior is waiting, somewhere above,

to give you His grace, and send you His love...
God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage

Let us not forget his sacrifice for saving us from sin.

Let us remember godly works this holy week.

Patawa 001

2009-03-21T01:33:00.000-07:00

Host: What "N" (narra) is the national tree of the Philippines ?
Contestant: Niyog?
Host: Mas matigas pa diyan.
Contestant: (in a strong-sounding voice) NIYOG!!!
Host: Saan "B" (Bagumbayan) binaril si Jose Rizal?
Contestant: Sa back?
Host: O sige, puwede rin na ang simula ay letter "L" (Luneta).
Contestant: Likod?
Host: Hindi pa rin. Para mas madali, "R.P." ang initials ng modern namenito ( Rizal Park ).
Contestant: Rear Part? (Susme! Likod pa rin yun!)

Host: Saan "B" (beach) tayo madalas pumunta pag summer upang maligo?
Contestant: Banyo?
Host: Hindi, pag pumunta ka doon, maaarawan ka.
Contestant: Bubong?
Host: Hindi, marami kang makikita duong mga babaeng naka-bikini.
Contestant: Beerhouse!

Host: Anong "L" (Lifeguard) ang tawag sa tao na sumasagip sa iyo pag ikaway nalulunod?
Contestant: Lifebuoy?
Host: Hindi, pero kahawig nga ng pangalan ng sabon ang pangalan nito.
Contestant : Safeguard?
Host: Hindi, pagsamahin mo yung dalawang sagot mo.Contestant : Safe Buoy?
Host: Hindi siya "boy" at matipuno nga ang kaniyang katawan.Contestant: Ah, Mr. Clean!

Host: Anong "S" (Salbabida) ang ginagamit na flotation device sa dagatupang hindi ka malunod?
Contestant: Sirena?Host: Hindi! Hindi ito babae.
Contestant: Siyokoy?
Host: Hindi ito lalake.
Contestant: Siyoke?

Host: What "S" (Sampaguita) is the national flower of the Philippines ?
Contestant: Sunflower?
Host: Hindi. Binebenta ito sa kalye.
Contestant: Stork?
Host: Hindi. Bulaklak sabi eh.
Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak?
Host: Hindi pa rin. It ends with a letter "A".
Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak na may suka?
Host: Oh, para madali, uulitin ko ang clues atdadagdagan ko pa! Anong pangalan ng bulaklak na nagsisimula sa "S",nagtatapos sa letrang "A", at kapangalan ng isang sikat na singer?Contestant: Si...Sharon Cuneta!

Host: Sino ang kauna-unahang Chess Grandmaster (Eugene Torre) of Asia ?
Contestant: Carole KING?
Host: Hindi, mas mababa sa king.
Contestant: Al QUINN?
Host: Hindi, tagalog ang apelyido niya.
Contestant: Armida Siguion-REYNA?
Host: Hindi pa rin. Mas mababa sa reyna.
Contestant: BISHOP Bacani?
Host: Mas mababa sa bishop.
Contestant: Johnny MidNIGHT ?
Host: Mas mababa sa Knight.
Contestant: Jerry PONS?
Host: Oh, ay! an na, nabanggit mo na lahat ng piyesa sa
Chess. Yung kahuli-hulihang piyesa na lang.
Contestant: Sylvia laTORRE!

Host: Sino ang national hero na naka-picture sa 500
Peso bill? Clue, may initials na N.A. (Ninoy Aquino)
Contestant: Nora Aunor?Host: Hindi. Ang pangalan niya ay nage-end sa "Y".
Contestant: Guy Aunor?
Host: Hindi. Dati siyang Senador.
Contestant: Si Former Senator Guy Aunor?
Host: Hindi. Patay na siya.
Contestant: ANO??!! PATAY NA SI NORA AUNOR???!!!

One more, dagdag:

Host: What "K" (kalabaw) is the national animal of the Philippines ?
Contestant: Kuto?
Host: Hinde. Clue, it tills the land.
Contestant: Kutong Lupa!

Great Animal Sculptures

2009-03-02T01:52:00.000-08:00

The Beauty in the Garden

These photos where just given to me. I wonder on where was this tree located.

The Sculptor of these animals on this tree was terribly awesome!!!

Artistic Buildinga

2009-03-02T00:28:00.000-08:00

The Crooked House ( Poland )

Polish architect of the Crooked House, Szotynscy Zaleski, was inspired bythe fairytale illustrations of Jan Marcin Szancer and the drawings of the Swedish artist and Sopot resident Per Dahlberg. The most photographed building in Poland , the 4,000 square meter house is located in Rezydent shopping center in Sopot , Poland .

The Robot Building ( Thailand )

Click here to join nidokidosThe Robot Building , located in the Sathorn business district of Bangkok , Thailand , houses United Overseas Bank's Bangkok headquarters. It was designed for the Bank of Asia by Sumet Jumsai to reflect the computerization of banking; its architecture is a reaction against neoclassical and high-tech postmodern architecture.

The building's features, such as progressively receding walls, antennae, and eyes, contribute to its robotic appearance and to its practical function. Completed in 1986, the building is one of the last examples of modern architecture in Bangkok and has garnered international critical acclaim.

The Blue Building ( Netherlands )

The borough of Delfshaven, Rotterdam , asked Schildersbedrijf N&F Hijnen to come up with a plan for a block of derelict buildings, which willeventually be demolished. The agreement with the neighbourhood is that the block will remain blue as long as there isn't a new plan for the area.

This was once one of the most unseen blocks of houses in Rotterdam , and by applying a layer of only 2 micron of blue paint onto it, it became

Rotterdam 's most photographed one.

The Astra house (Germany)
The strange building is actually a brewery in Hamburg , Germany. The floors can move up or down on it's skinny column core. As of now, the unique building has been destroyed. One of it's more famous beer brands was recently bought by a big refreshment corporation. And that beer brand was called Astra.

The Piano House ( China )
This unique piano house was built recently in An Hui Province, China.
Inside of the violin is the escalator to the building. The buildingdisplays various city plans and development prospects in an effort to draw interest into the recently developed area.

The warped one
This one seems not to be realistic. Check it out.

I believe this one was just made out from photoediting softwares...

The Basket Case

I don't have any idea of where in the world this building is located and is the purposes of the owner why is he want it this way. But this one was cool!!!

Kansas City Library ( United States )

Kansas City Library has one seriously cool façade. Local residents wereasked to nominate influential books that represent Kansas City , humungousversions of the winning nominations were then used as the exterior of the library car-park.

Eye twisters

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Look at these photos closely...

Behind this soldier there is this lady seriously staring.

Is this a Frog or a Horse head?

Don't stare at this one. This hurts!!!

The trick will reveal if you try move few feet away.

cool isn't it?grr..

A cute one.

Guess who?

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The Famous Last Supper

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The Last Supper by Leonardo Da Vinci

Floor Arts

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Poor little baby

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Incredible Sculptures

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Funny things about our pets

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